大家改英文名要小心.... 睇下下面就知道... 食物篇 Albert Yip (牛柏葉), Barbie Kiu (Barbecue), Rita Lai (維他奶), Frankie Tong (蕃茄湯), Jeffrey Tong (豬肺湯) Pinky Lam (冰淇淋), Mic Kong (米缸) 攪笑篇 Ben Chu (笨豬), Paul Chu (破處), Paul Chan (破產), Annie Mo(Animal), Daniel Wu (訂尿壺), Joe Yeung(遭殃). 地點卅家居篇 Marble To(馬寶道), Suky Wan (筲箕灣) Polly Cheung (玻璃窗), June Cheung(磚牆) 事先張揚篇 Billy Chun (比你蠢), Billy Chow (比你醜), Ken Lau (簡陋), Ivy Yan (矮肥人), Ken Chan (驚青), Brain To(不仁道) 怨天尤人篇 Mick Tso (咪嘈), Daisy Hui (打死佢), Peter Siu (俾得少), Ida Chan (捱得慘), Molly Yau (冇理由), Joe Ko (糟糕) Judy Fan 同 Andy Fan 兩姊弟都幾得意, 家姊(早D返), 細佬(晏D訓). 畢小姐唔使買眉筆, 佢個名叫阿May. 打邊爐一定要預埋Albert Yip, 唔使買牛柏葉. Barbie 喬小姐(Barbecue), Rita黎小姐(維他奶), Frankie湯(蕃茄湯)同Jeffrey湯(豬肺湯)兩兄弟, Pinky林(冰淇淋)小姐, Mic江(米缸)先生, 全部都係同食有關. 我好鍾意搭住阿Dick個膊頭, 因為佢姓施(搭的士). 林先生睇o黎都無乜機會抱孫, 因為佢個仔叫做Samuel Lam(性無能). 車先生叫做阿Joe, 後來開o左間租車公司, 布先生叫做Alfa, 開o左間舖就係歐化寶. Marble 杜小姐住o係馬寶道, 佢個好朋友Suki Wan,最近搬o左去筲箕灣. 張小朋友叫阿Jack, 佢老師叫親佢都叫"即將", 佢大家姐叫做Pauly, 二家姐叫阿June, 一個玻璃窗, 一個磚牆. 不論男女, 如果姓何o既英文名千萬唔好用S 字頭, 因為人地叫你做S. Ho(Axxhole)都唔知應唔應佢好. 重有以下呢D名: Billy Chun(俾你蠢), Ben Chu(笨豬), Michael Tso(咪X嘈), Daisy Hui(打死佢), Paul Chu[破處], Brain To(不仁道), Peter Siu(俾得少), Daniel Wu(訂尿壺), Trendy Lam(趁地稔), Ken Lau(簡陋), Annie Mo(Animal), Ida Cham(涯得慘), Ivy Yan(矮肥人), Jody Heung(早D香), Molly Yau(冇理由), Joe Yeung(遭殃). 看完我就囧... |