這是我和那AI 的對話
有一點過長
但睇落去真係會笑死人
希望大家唔好話煩啦!!!thx
MaRcO says:
hello
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MaRcO says:
vista?
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Vista, city, San Diego County, southwestern California, in the San Marcos Mountains, near the San Luis Rey River and the Pacific Ocean; incorporated....
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MaRcO says:
windows vista
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MaRcO says:
invite me
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MaRcO says:
do u know windows vista
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MaRcO says:
Office 12
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MaRcO says:
do u know Office 2003
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MaRcO says:
Counter Strike.
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MaRcO says:
wt is Encarta
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About MSN Encarta®.
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MaRcO says:
wt?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What... the... f... oh, I get it.
MaRcO says:
F**K
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Yes, I remember when I first discovered dirty words...
Grow UP.
MaRcO says:
Sh**
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
MaRcO says:
ass ?
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I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
MaRcO says:
u are so inch
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I don't think I want to be so inch too long.
MaRcO says:
你好正點
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没错！
MaRcO says:
我q唔q
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说点别的吧。
MaRcO says:
F*** ur mother and S*** ur Ass H***
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Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
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MaRcO says:
wt is ass H***
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Venting a little frustration, are we?
MaRcO says:
are u gd?
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I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am gd?
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MaRcO says:
Encarta/help
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* When was Nelson Mandela born?
* What is a cello?
MaRcO says:
dos
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Who?
MaRcO says:
MS DOS
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Disk Operating System, abbreviated DOS. In computer science, a generic term describing any operating system that is loaded from disk devices when....
MaRcO says:
Longhorn
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Here is the definition for longhorn: reddish cow with long horns.
MaRcO says:
Winodws Codename Longhorn
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MaRcO says:
Code name Vista
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MaRcO says:
beckham
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David Beckham, born in 1975, English soccer player whose long, bending shots have made him popular in England and around the world.
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MaRcO says:
Msn
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MSN Messenger is the application you're using to communicate with me.
MaRcO says:
inching me?
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Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.
I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MaRcO says:
Google
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Google Inc.: Google Inc., American company specializing in Internet search and advertising, based in Mountain View, California. Google’s name derives from the word....
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MaRcO says:
MS
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Microsoft Corporation is the largest company in the world dedicated to creating computer software.
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MaRcO says:
Windows XP=bug?
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MaRcO says:
Windows Xp
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MaRcO says:
Windows 98
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MaRcO says:
Windows NT
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In 1993 Microsoft introduced Windows NT (New Technology). The Windows NT operating system offers 32-bit multitasking, which gives a computer the....
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MaRcO says:
Windows ME
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Windows, in computer science, personal computer operating system sold by Microsoft Corporation that allows users to enter commands with a....
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MaRcO says:
Apple
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Here is the definition for apple: firm round fruit with central core.
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MaRcO says:
Apple Inc.
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MaRcO says:
Macintosh
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Yes? What about Macintosh?
MaRcO says:
does it
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I can't do it. I just can't.
MaRcO says:
does Mac gd or not
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MaRcO says:
mac.
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Who?
MaRcO says:
marco
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes? What about Marco?
MaRcO says:
wt about marco
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Who?
MaRcO says:
who/wt about marco
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MaRcO says:
are u an AI?
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"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What is the country with the smallest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
MaRcO says:
咁邊個係希特勒
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
别说笑了。
MaRcO says:
你係希特勒
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
说得好！
MaRcO says:
i hate you
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Really? It seems to me you just said you loved me.
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Equation Solver:
Unfortunately I can only solve equations with one unknown at the moment, and you have at least two (y and x).
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