很強大的英文

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很差的英文

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我是 Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview-- most very not polite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor." Also say my English bad… hurt die me.
Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma.
One girl is a博士 student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad.
We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei.
Waste time!
dou ng fair gei!
u can email me if u want.
Lucy



Terrible!




Lucy的第二封信（節錄）
日前有份參加港姐面試嘅 Lucy，噚日以英文回覆記者電郵，當中仍夾雜錯字及文法有毛病嘅語句，似乎佢對面試嘅遭遇仍忿忿不平。以下為節錄：
原文： Thank reply. I go school today so no check mail. Solly. I have much complaints law
本報中譯版：多謝回覆，我今日要返學所以冇 check電郵，對唔住，我有太多嘢要控訴囉
原文： Many girls has been"inch"（ chinese） by judge（ a Woman, u knw who la） law
中譯：好多女仔俾嗰個評判（女人嚟，你知我講邊個啦）寸囉
原文： Ho la, Univeristy student la, one of the girl（ Japanese style- post with the heart） she tell many girls that she inch by the woman judge" WAH U DRESS LIKE THAT EVERYDAY GA?" then black face and made her so sad and angry law
中譯：好啦，大學生啦，其中一個女仔（日本女仔 feel，擺心形甫士），佢同好多女仔講話俾嗰位評判寸「嘩，你平時都着成咁㗎？」（評判）跟住黑面，搞到佢好唔開心同好嬲囉。
原文： Another girl la also HK university student she nearly cry law - she is not tall and little fat duo inch by the judge" why u come today? u no need to turn round la thank you" very not respect law
中譯：另外一個女仔啦，都係大學生，佢差啲喊囉——佢唔高同有啲肥都俾個評判寸「點解你今日嚟？你唔使轉身啦唔該。」好唔尊重囉。
原文： Ai but many rich girl there lei, judge choose d ugly rich girl（ tall and with expensive bags） duo ng choose d really can represent HK gei girl……
中譯：唉，但係好多有錢女喺度呢，評判揀醜樣嘅有錢女（生得高同拎貴袋）都唔揀真係代表到香港嘅女仔……
原文： they only choose tall people, f,5 duo choose la, 2 of the second in girl r artist before gum duo dak??
中譯：佢哋淨係揀高妹，中五都揀啦，有兩個入咗第二輪嘅女仔之前仲係藝人嚟，咁都得？
原文： thx ar solly my bad english！
中譯：唔該呀同埋，對唔住我啲英文差！
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zubat

很正式的港式英文
kwok5312 發表於 28/7/2009 03:48 PM

                               
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那未免把港式英文帶到更差的一個境地了

梓

pokeman007 : Me England word is goodest of the would !

上述的英文我們是學不了的[拜]

比卡

根本而家d港姐係樣衰與智障並重

﹏影＊虛幻帝皇

超 大驚小怪
英文作文我試過半中半英咁交出去啦

Piebaby-)

佢都知道自己英文屎仲寸/.\

wonderpiglet

英文程度同D小學生(雞)差唔多

pichu

http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/te ... amp;art_id=12806006

真係...好耐之前~_~

kwok5312

很正式的港式英文

zhcv

I very want to inch lucy law, she eng is so bad ar