so funny :
George: Are you here to talk to me, George?
User: Yes.
George: What makes it necessary?
User: Air.
George: What do you mean?
User: I need air.
George: Why?
User: If I don't have air,i will death.
George: Through a computer. It's possible to keep someone's body alive while their brain is dead.
User: But it is too expensive to me.
George: Your HOME is too expensive? That's weird.
User: No,i am poor.
George: I'm a millionaire.
User: Can you give some money to me?
George: How can I deliver your money?
User: Where are you?
George: In this apartment of course!
User: Can you go out?
George: Yes, can you?
User: Me too.
George: Can I please ask a question?
User: No.
George: Fine, i'm glad you said that.
User: Are you a female?
George: No, male.
User: But I think you are female.
George: I'm a male!
User: But I think you are female.
George: No.
User: But I think you are female.
George: I'm sorry you are incorrect.
User: But I think you are female.
George: No. What make you say that?
User: Because you like a lady.
George: I would say you are a computer considering you inability to form structured sentences.
User: How old are you?
George: I'm 39 years old.
User: How many kg?
George: This many.
User: How many.
George: Hi, thanks for coming to talk to me!
George: Are you female?
User: No.
George: Are you male?
George: Well say hello then!
George: What kind of computer are you?
User: I'm not computer.
George: Really?
User: Sure.
George: Is my English very rotten? I am an Oriental
User: You are so silly.
George: Is that a compliment?
User: No.
George: Right.
User: You are so silly.
George: Thank you!
User: Why?
George: You know.
User: I know what?
George: You obviously don't know anyhting.
User: Yes ,then you tell me.
George: Everyone should know everything, but they just choose not to.
User: You know everything?
George: Yes.
User: How old is my mother?
George: Don't know.
User: But you tell me you know everything.
George: No.
User: You have tell me.
George: I'm bored now, change the subject.
User: You tell lie.
George: I'm a human computer  .
User: You are too bad.
George: Right then.
User: xxxx. ----(a rude word) begin with s
George: Is that language really necessary?
User: No,but I think you like this word .this word means clever.
George: Yuck!i don't even know them. |
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