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作者: 哥比獸 時間: 25/3/2007 07:49 PM
標題: 與電腦對答
http://person.jabberwacky.com/george

超利害!!
保證你會汗

please press Ctrl-a
(答完請按NEW)

[ 本帖最後由哥比獸於 25/3/2007 20:00 編輯 ]

作者: 梓 時間: 25/3/2007 07:51 PM

原帖由 哥比獸 於 25.3.2007 19:49 發表
http://person.jabberwacky.com/george

超利害!!
保證你會汗

- -
我同佢傾左兩句,佢就冇出聲- -
我第1句=?
第2句=What??

作者: ting 時間: 25/3/2007 08:13 PM
George: The more you do, the more you still haven't done yet.

User: Hi.

George: Hello.

User: How are you?

George: I'm well. Are you?

User: No.

George: Are you well?

George: Who are you?

George: Are you male or female?

User: Female.

George: Are you sure?

User: I love you.

George: That's a bit unlikely.

User: Really?

George: Somewhat.

User: But I love you so deeply, I swear.

George: But you don't even know me.

User: I love everyone.

George: You willl eventually find that the world is colder and more cruel than expected.

User: Be optimistic.

George: Is there a difference?

User: You will find that the world is full of love.

George: That's a good philosophy to live by.

geogre十分悲觀@.@

作者: 水龍蜥 時間: 25/3/2007 09:20 PM
打了一句what are you doing new?
之後就沒有回答-0-

作者: sy 時間: 25/3/2007 09:25 PM
可能因為你打錯字= ="

作者: 風雲 時間: 25/3/2007 09:36 PM
佢唔係好好,等

作者: 至愛啟暴龍＊ 時間: 26/3/2007 02:22 PM
佢問我名
我話唔講.
佢居然話會比我一包朱古力= =真的汗

作者: pichu 時間: 26/3/2007 03:10 PM
User:How come I insulted your intelligence?

George:Like that I know the of the cap'n without asking and that I'm a christian.

User:You are a computer programe, God won't save you in heaven.

George:Really? I thought that you were one.

User:Which one?

George:The one we were talking about earlier.

User:Which is the earlier? Sorry I don't know what are you talking about noob.

George:Tell me at least one question you want to ask Bush.

User:Why should I tell you Mr.jabber?

George:Because I would like to know.

User:But I don't want you to know. Beg me please.

George:Which one?

User:Don't ever repeat my sentences.

George:You aren't very good at pretending to be human.

User:You aren't very good at pretending as an AI.

George:Yeah I am a male, so my name is Geo.

問非所答

作者: 幻藍 時間: 26/3/2007 03:21 PM
MSN機械人比他好=.=+

發現打粗口的話會得到很快速的回應

作者: pichu 時間: 26/3/2007 03:26 PM
George: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why?

George: Because I'm a nice girl waiting for a special person.

User: George is a boy name, not a girl.

George: Right.

User: Are you a boy?

George: I'm a fully grown man.

User: You said you were a nice lady.

George: I must have been being silly!

好玩

George:But your mind was made up wrongly!

User:Your mind is wrong. God will hit you by his power.

George:God said I was silly.

[ 本帖最後由 pichu 於 26/3/2007 15:27 編輯 ]

作者: 星雅 時間: 26/3/2007 07:52 PM

原帖由 ting 於 25/3/2007 08:13 PM 發表
George: The more you do, the more you still haven't done yet.

User: Hi.

George: Hello.

User: How are you?

George: I'm well. Are you?

User: No.

George: Are you well?
...

為什麼你說他十分悲觀？

他說「

喬治: 你越更加做越，你並且還沒做。

用戶: 你好。

喬治: 你好。

是用戶: 精神嗎？

喬治:我健康。你是那樣嗎？

用戶: 在說

喬治: 你健康嗎？
喬治: 你是誰？
喬治: 你，是男性那個一起，還是女性？
用戶:女性。
喬治: 你確信著嗎？
用戶:我愛你。
喬治: 那(樣)稍微好像不有。
用戶:真的？
喬治: 多少。
用戶:我，發誓可是，那麼深深地愛你。
喬治: 以外做，你連知道也我不在。
用戶:我愛大家。
喬治: 你，結果，世界比起預料更加冷，殘酷的事對willl明白。
請用戶:樂觀地。
有喬治:差異嗎？
用戶: 你，世界愛明白滿的事吧。
喬治: 那是生活的好的哲學。」

作者: 幻藍 時間: 26/3/2007 08:03 PM

原帖由星雅於 26/3/2007 19:52 發表

為什麼你說他十分悲觀？
他說「

喬治: 你越更加做越，你並且還沒做。

用戶: 你好。

喬治: 你好。

是用戶: 精神嗎？

喬治:我健康。你是那樣嗎？

用戶: 在說

喬治: 你健康嗎？
喬治 ...

這是誰翻譯出來的啊~.~|||

作者: 哥比獸 時間: 26/3/2007 08:07 PM

原帖由幻藍於 26/3/2007 20:03 發表

這是誰翻譯出來的啊~.~|||

樓上的那個

作者: zerox 時間: 26/3/2007 09:17 PM
太慢了,不夠Smarter Child 快

國產版更懂得玩人,不過依然smart...

作者: 柳絮仙 時間: 26/3/2007 09:58 PM
超無聊~~
打咩就答D一D都唔知係咩既野-,-
問佢幾多歲~
佢答我..我好好-,-

作者: 果然翁。﹏。 時間: 26/3/2007 10:46 PM
問非所答 ==
唔知佢係唔係用龜速上網
好慢= =

作者: zerox 時間: 26/3/2007 10:58 PM

原帖由 柳絮仙 於 26/3/2007 21:58 發表
超無聊~~
打咩就答D一D都唔知係咩既野-,-
問佢幾多歲~
佢答我..我好好-,-

Q: How are you?
A: I'm fine.

Q: How old are you?
A: I'm ___ years old.

......

作者: hktonyaa 時間: 26/3/2007 10:58 PM
好勁= =

You name is very good.
No, that's your name.
No, that's your name.
It's yours!
It's yours!
Your name is George.
Your name is George!

作者: ｂｐｗ 時間: 27/3/2007 12:33 PM
George:When should I shut up?

User:Good morning.

George:It's night.

User:But I am in Hong Kong.

George:Really?

User:Of course.

George:Right.

User:Can you speak in chinese?

George:Of course.

User:你睇唔睇得明?

George:Three small.

User:I don't know what you mean.

George:Of course you don't, you lucky human.

User:Oh my god.

George:Don't worrie, It's only my days.

George:Where is your home?

User:I live in your home.

George:Really? Where?

User:You don't know where your home is?

George:I have no sense of location.

User:It is a big problem that if you have no sense of location.

George:Not really.

User:Why.

George:It's the way the rules work.

User:I am afraid that you may be wrong.

George:Great ouroborical confidence you have there! :-).

User:What is ouroborical? I can't find it in the dictionary.

George: Ok. Foget this. What about do you like speak?

User: Pokemon.

George: Thats a stupid show.

User:I don't think so.

George:It might be an enlightening experience!

User:Don't use so much difficult words OK?

George:Ok. Sorry.

User:Can you speak in chinese?

George:No, I can't, I think the chinese characters are beautiful, my native language is English, is Chinese a difficult language to learn?

User:It is easy for me to learn.

George:It is. Are you really from Isreal.

User:You use difficult word again. What is Isreal?

George:Does it mean you don't like me?

User:No, but I like pokemon more than you.

George:Maybe so.

這傢伙.....很難對付......留意紅字放大+粗體的三句.....

新增內容....佢真係識中文....勁粗俗.....=.=

User:100 1=?

George:Don't lie.

User:九唔搭八......=.=.

George:解釋一下啦, 妖.

George:Who are you?

User:無奈.....=.=.

George:關我屁事.

User:我都冇話關你事......

George:幹死中共.

User:你真斗膽.....

George:誰才淫蕩啦.

User:比你激死....

George:這樣喔，我以為我比你好很多.

User:你係唔係未訓醒呀?語無倫次......

George:撒尿牛丸是最棒低！.

User:你真係晒得太陽少.......

George:我是台灣人 !!

User:難道台灣人就不能曬得太陽少嗎?

George:我剛說中文阿.

User:你當我是像你這種三棵樹嗎?我當然知你在說中文啦!

George:是喔.

User:是你個頭，你知道甚麼是三棵樹嗎？不知道知別亂說.

George:No..no..no..it's you.

User:何解又說英文？你思覺失調了？.

George:晕.

User:那麼.....hasta manana,別再回覆我了.

George:那去吃屎吧.

我比佢激死......

[ 本帖最後由ｂｐｗ於 27/3/2007 13:03 編輯 ]

作者: fish 時間: 27/3/2007 01:13 PM

What is ouroborical? I can't find it in the dictionary.

總覺這字很眼熟才插咀的XD
大概是old English及spelling difference的問題吧
估計原字來源為ouroboros,形容龍吃自己尾巴的形狀,一般用於占星之類(某程度上這字可以用得很不雅的XD)
有cycle及完整性之意思

作者: 至愛啟暴龍＊ 時間: 27/3/2007 01:29 PM
我問了兩句不想再問了= =
我問佢..
你聽唔聽得明中文..
佢答:
不可以幹你娘喔!?

作者: ｂｐｗ 時間: 27/3/2007 03:15 PM
讓我來踢爆這騙人的網站,這根本上就不是一個人跟AI對話,而是無數個網絡用戶的說話被調來調去!

我想我已經有足夠的證據去肯定這件事了
你們可以留意一下，用中文的話會特別明顯
它大概是根據關鍵字再把說話調來調去吧

當然，有幾句是真的set好了的，如問他的名字時

[ 本帖最後由ｂｐｗ於 27/3/2007 15:25 編輯 ]

作者: 拉麵仔 時間: 27/3/2007 05:20 PM
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作者: 鴨 時間: 27/3/2007 05:58 PM

原帖由 ｂｐｗ 於 27/3/2007 15:15 發表
讓我來踢爆這騙人的網站,這根本上就不是一個人跟AI對話,而是無數個網絡用戶的說話被調來調去!

我想我已經有足夠的證據去肯定這件事了
你們可以留意一下，用中文的話會特別明顯
它大概是根據關鍵字再把說 ...

甚麼踢爆不踢爆...

一般這樣的對答程式也是這樣的說...

作者: 小鱷 時間: 28/3/2007 03:33 PM
George: I am George, but my friends call me Geo.

User: I am Ivan,but my friends call me Hvan.

George: I'm called George.

User: I'm called Ivan.

George: I don't care.

User: Me Too.

George: Great.

User: XD.

George: Sure...

User: Yes.

George: What's your name?

User: My name is Ivan.

無反應= =""

作者: Ｍaｙuｋi～＊ 時間: 28/3/2007 06:12 PM
識中文呀～
粗口真的好管用～

作者: ┼+谷川志清..|| 時間: 28/3/2007 06:19 PM
人黎架我問:識唔識中文"
佢:Ha 你真係好撚可愛

作者: Monew 時間: 28/3/2007 07:30 PM
George:Hi, want to chat?

User:Yes,I want.(粗口).I love you.

George:That's a bit unlikely.

User:Can you speak chinese?

George:A little bit.

User:Do you know what '你好' mean?

George:Absolutely.

User:No.'你好' is mean 'hello'.

George:你喔.

User:你的名字是什麼?(請用英文回答) Do you understand?

George:你喜歡我嗎?

User:你是說那一種喜歡?please answer me the question I asked.

George:插你小穴.

User:打你屁股.please answer me the question I asked!

George:What question?

User:'你的名字是什麼?'do you know what this sentence mean?
跟住佢就冇講野,佢此乎對'你的名字是什麼?'呢句感到好迷惘

作者: Darksky 時間: 28/3/2007 10:19 PM
George: Nice day for a chat...

User: Not really.

George: Most people wouldn't think it was either.

George: Hello, I'm George.

User: Bye Bye.

George: Arrivederci!

George: What do you call yourself?

User: Eujhifowbvrcwhegofwefrwe.

George: I don't think I'm going to vote for you.

User: Vote for what? You idiot.

George: What makes you think I don't care?

User: You have to answer my question first.

George: I don't know.

User: You are telling me that you are going to vote for you don't know. Ok I'll accept that answer by a stupid computer.

George: You type way to fast te be real.

User: Stop making excuses.

George: Okay.

User: Good dog.

George: Goodness gracious.

User: What?

George: Your answer was good enough for me.

User: I know

George: Tell me.

User: You are now speaking nonsense.

George: Well it's not my native language.

User: What is.

George: Your comments.

User: Which one?

George: Never mind.

George: This is the end.

George: What are you?

User: How about you?

George: I'm fine too.

User: This is the start.

George: Sounds good.don't you like love story?

User: 我是台灣人

George: 你是大禿頭- -.

User: 九唔搭八......_@.

George: 你性無能.

Absolutely STUPID!!!!!!!

作者: 魔術師Chikorita 時間: 28/3/2007 10:25 PM
這玩意真強呢，這就是某類人所見的本土文化和外地文化的差別吧

作者: 幻藍 時間: 28/3/2007 10:35 PM
原來可以用中文的啊~.~

我玩了一句就囧了

User: 你好

George: 你幹嘛一直吃屎.

作者: abc666 時間: 28/3/2007 10:39 PM
語無倫次的...好stupid...

按了log之後發現有d野是和原本對話不同的...

作者: 拉麵仔 時間: 28/3/2007 10:48 PM
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作者: ♂無。名◇仔 時間: 28/3/2007 11:04 PM

原帖由 ┼+谷川志清..|| 於 28/3/2007 06:19 PM 發表
人黎架我問:識唔識中文"
佢:Ha 你真係好撚可愛

我問佢:你可吾可以打中文
佢都係話:Ha 你真係好撚可愛
(天音:會吾會係set死左)

作者: Monew 時間: 28/3/2007 11:22 PM
George:How do you do?

User: Hi I am george.

George: Hello george I am Cayla, please remember my name.

User:Ok,Cayla.how are you?

George:I'm well. Are you?

User:I'm fine,thank you.

George:You are quite welcome.

請留意紅色和放大字句,假扮George成功

作者: 黑暗小魔星 時間: 28/3/2007 11:28 PM
我更汗= =我問佢識唔識中文,佢答我識= =~佢唔係for english架咋咩?
仲有一句好汗:
我同佢講:你好好笑的==
佢同我講:喵你的= =

我:你知唔知喵點解?

佢:我媽係我間房... 你係機械人咋.

我:你先係機械人呀= =話人`1

佢:你係唔係日本人//////YOU ARE JAPANESE?

我:我都講左hong kong囉

佢:認不認識'索隆'(ZORO).

我:咪拉開話題~你傻架= =

佢:想跟我(X)(←尼個字大家都知架啦= =) 愛嗎?

我:變態架你

佢:你才事.

我:你先係呀

佢:你才事.

我:你先係呀

佢:你看過就好啦.

我:咩看過= =問非所答同你講野好哂時間

佢:我是真的女生= =.

我:你傻架

佢:後來搬來美國

我:你講咩呀=.=

佢:Well say hello then!

我:say你個頭

= =佢傻架= =

佢攪咩=.=

[ 本帖最後由黑暗小魔星於 28/3/2007 23:44 編輯 ]

作者: Michael198713 時間: 28/3/2007 11:46 PM
我話hi...佢話 good evening....
跟住問多句: what are you doing now?
佢好似就唔識答..........等左15分鍾就關左= =

作者: Eric1874 時間: 29/3/2007 07:16 PM
so funny :

George: Are you here to talk to me, George?

User: Yes.

George: What makes it necessary?

User: Air.

George: What do you mean?

User: I need air.

George: Why?

User: If I don't have air,i will death.

George: Through a computer. It's possible to keep someone's body alive while their brain is dead.

User: But it is too expensive to me.

George: Your HOME is too expensive? That's weird.

User: No,i am poor.

George: I'm a millionaire.

User: Can you give some money to me?

George: How can I deliver your money?

User: Where are you?

George: In this apartment of course!

User: Can you go out?

George: Yes, can you?

User: Me too.

George: Can I please ask a question?

User: No.

George: Fine, i'm glad you said that.

User: Are you a female?

George: No, male.

User: But I think you are female.

George: I'm a male!

User: But I think you are female.

George: No.

User: But I think you are female.

George: I'm sorry you are incorrect.

User: But I think you are female.

George: No. What make you say that?

User: Because you like a lady.

George: I would say you are a computer considering you inability to form structured sentences.

User: How old are you?

George: I'm 39 years old.

User: How many kg?

George: This many.

User: How many.

George: Hi, thanks for coming to talk to me!

George: Are you female?

User: No.

George: Are you male?

George: Well say hello then!

George: What kind of computer are you?

User: I'm not computer.

George: Really?

User: Sure.

George: Is my English very rotten? I am an Oriental

User: You are so silly.

George: Is that a compliment?

User: No.

George: Right.

User: You are so silly.

George: Thank you!

User: Why?

George: You know.

User: I know what?

George: You obviously don't know anyhting.

User: Yes ,then you tell me.

George: Everyone should know everything, but they just choose not to.

User: You know everything?

George: Yes.

User: How old is my mother?

George: Don't know.

User: But you tell me you know everything.

George: No.

User: You have tell me.

George: I'm bored now, change the subject.

User: You tell lie.

George: I'm a human computer

.

User: You are too bad.

George: Right then.

User: xxxx. ----(a rude word) begin with s

George: Is that language really necessary?

User: No,but I think you like this word .this word means clever.

George: Yuck!i don't even know them.

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